Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Finally my cold, empty atheist life is no more. I have found meaning and a much needed moral compass in Him, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The best part is, there is proof of His existence in the universe, thanks to His followers who have sighted him and scientists and academic experts who endorse His existence. This is exciting for atheists and agnostics, because Intelligent Design just wasn't filling that emptiness we all feel.
And thank FSM that Bobby Henderson, a devotee and a holder of a physics* degree from Oregon State University, has had the commitment and loyal devotion to start the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Could it be that Bobby is the son of FSM?
Bobby Henderson is a great hard working soul and we need to join with him and support his efforts to have FSM's science based creation theory of the universe taught in our public schools, specifically in science classes since there is undeniable proof and strong academic support for His existence. One of Bobby's efforts has been a well thought out letter to the Kansas School Board. Some of his excellent, unarguable points are as follows:
Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.
It is for this reason that I’m writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I’m sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith...
We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power...
(emphasis mine)
Please take the time to read Bobby's full letter to the Kansas School Board.
*The fact that Bobby has a degree in physics from OSU gives even more credence to the FSM scientific theory of creation. Please make sure that when you share the FSM vision with your friends and family that you tell them that Bobby, the founder of the church, has his degree in physics.
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