After reading all the press about Sen. George Allen's racial slur and bullying of S.R. Sidarth, a native Virginian of South Asian decent, my husband, a native of India, said, "I'm no longer going to classify myself as South Asian or Indian. I'm Macaca."
So I asked him, "What does that make our soon to be born baby girl?"
"She's half Macaca," he said. Of course!
Half Viking, half Macaca. She'll be so confused.